What is a good name for a sarcastic girl?

i know!! Like all the goldfish's ever done to you is smile at ya, and then you bit their heads off!! like when someone smiles at you, there usually saying hi or a friendly hello. and every goldfish in that damn box is smiling at you, regardless of your mood or what you think of them. even if you curse at it, it'll still be smiling at you because thats how nice they are. and because of them smiling, and being plain friendly to us, what they get back in return is us eating them and biting their heads off! How would anyone like it if they were being nice to someone then they bited your head off? I dont think ?ANYONE Would like it. and plus the goldfish are so small, too, so they probably have a really low self-esteem. we should stop the madness! It's just cruel what people do to those goldfish! Imagine what they would go through!! What a horrible thing!